Book Of Atheism

by **DarkAeon** on Wed May 14, 2008 9:37 am

This IS Sherbobdanobdobs BOOK OF ATHEISM!

by Sherbobdanobdob on Wed May 14, 2008 9:39 am

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by **DarkAeon** on Wed May 14, 2008 9:43 am

The Book Of Atheism Twisted Evil

Harrison 1-1

And so it was that Adam
and Eve were never. For the lord spoketh “Do not believe in me for I am a
fat load of Christian Bulls - -t.

For what he told Jesus,
was in Breakdown Season so he said “ Jesus my son, it is natural to get a
little high now and then, but you my son, need to seriously chill the #^&@ out.

So, not very but a
little bit heartbroken, Christ visited his good friend Merlin for what
mortals call a “Joint Session” to cheer up a bit. Christ, being a friend
to all, met Merlin’s younger sister, Nilrem

And he embraced her
presence in his world and took her to the local mall and sat through her
female shopping spree bullshit. Later they returned to his house and made
sweet hanky panky.

For it was that way
that their son sausage was born...of course Christ fled town knowing that
Nilrem’s father would be chasing him with Ye ol’ Shotgun, so Christ
consulted Merlin…in a joint session.

And Merlin said to him
that if he were to escape Merlin and Nilrem’s father then he would have to
betroth himself to her via shotgun wedding. So Christ prepared to give up
life as a drug addicted Christian.

So Moses, being the
right hand man, gave him the courage to face his parents. For nobody knew if
neither god nor Joseph were Christs father or not but that is not the
point.

Jesus
and Moses went to talk to Nilrem and Merlins father. He reluctantly accepted
after much bribery of Joint Sessions and Orgies in the garden of olives.

by **DarkAeon** on Wed May 14, 2008 9:49 am

Sherbobdanobdob wrote:I'm A Lv 7 spammer with 72 EXP.

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by Sherbobdanobdob on Wed May 14, 2008 9:50 am

Foroth it is written in the book at hand by the great Moses
"We now go to a commercial presentation."

by Sherbobdanobdob on Wed May 14, 2008 9:52 am

WHO KEEPS ON DELETING MY MESSAGES Evil or Very Mad

by **DarkAeon** on Wed May 14, 2008 9:55 am

Sherbobdanobdob wrote:WHO KEEPS ON DELETING MY MESSAGES

I am adding them to the main one.

You know what i mean...Dont YOU!

by Sherbobdanobdob on Wed May 14, 2008 9:56 am

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